Clean up in aisle 5!
Authorities are on the lookout for a couple from Florida involved in a shocking shoplifting operation, per the NY Post. A woman intentionally defecated on the floor of a Family Dollar while her partner made a quick getaway with a cart loaded with hundreds of dollars in cleaning supplies, according to police.
The suspects have humorously been dubbed
“Mr. Clean”
and
“Ms. Dookie”
by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office in a statement released on Thursday.
“The suspects were a man and a woman, and they played different roles as they conspired in their retail theft,”
Sheriff Grady Judd said.
“Very different roles.”
Authorities reported that the suspected shoplifters entered the Mulberry store around noon on December 18, 2024. They began filling their cart with nearly $500 worth of items, including Gain, Tide, and Clorox products. While the woman created a distraction by popping on the floor, her hooded accomplice casually walked past the cash registers with his overloaded cart, according to police.
Store surveillance footage captured the man making a hasty exit as his partner is seen smirking while leaving through the front door, all while employees looked on in disbelief. The staff was left to clean up the disgusting scene as the brazen couple drove away in a white Ford van, police stated.
#Clique, what are your thoughts?
