A man wearing a kilt in Spring, Texas, was arrested after he was caught taking items from antique stores, inserting them into his anus, and then placing them back on the shelves for sale, per Huff Post. 

The man, identified as Mitchell Vest, was charged with criminal mischief after incidents at two antique shops on Feb. 10. Among the items he contaminated were a makeup brush, an antique bottle opener, and a tobacco tent can. These items had to be discarded due to fecal contamination, costing a little over $200 in total.

Vest, 60 years old, was released on a $100 bond following his arrest.

#Clique, what are your thoughts?