Dismembered Penis Found Sitting In Alabama Gas Station Parking Lot

A police department in Mobile, Alabama reported to a gas station on January 31st, shortly after 6 A.M., after receiving a bizarre report. According to the town’s local newspaper, Lagniappe, witnesses found a human penis in the parking lot.

Despite the genitalia horrifying those who had discover it, the Mobile Police Department will not be investigating it as an assault or murder case. Officials believe the dismembered body part was the result of a fatal motorcycle accident that occurred nearby just hours before.

Though DNA analysts have yet to confirm that the penis belongs to the deceased, 29-year-old Christopher Means, they won’t be investigating it further unless it’s been confirmed that it does not.

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